Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a
picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the
soda.
The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they
wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back.
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles
said, "Oh, come on, and let's eat the sandwiches."
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and
said, "If you do, I won't go!"
2006-07-25 21:36:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BABy! haven't seen you in forever! How are you?
OK, the new librarian is at work on her first day, when three chickens come in the door. They come up to the desk, and one says, "BookbookbookbookbookbookBKAAAAAK!" Well, that sounded suspiciously like that chicken was saying 'book' to me, she thinks, and gives each chicken a book. They come back a while later, and they seem angry. They drop their books on the floor, and walk over them on their way to the counter, and the first again says, "BookbookbookbookbookbookBKAAAAAK!" So, she gives them each different books.
Well, they came back a third time, just as the library was about to close, and the first chicken again came to the counter and said, "BookbookbookbookbookbookBKAAAAAK!" She gave them each another book, and locked the door after they left.
She got to her car, and saw the chickens across the road, going into the woods, so she decided to follow them. They led her to a pond, far back in the woods, she snuck up close, and noticed a frog on a lily pad, waiting for them. And as each chicken presented it's book, the frog said, "Redit.... Redit... Redit..."
2006-07-25 21:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 2 turtles don't know that the last one don't went home ha ha ha
2006-07-27 11:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by boy_simple_dimple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great kids joke. Heres another one. What is a ghost's favorite kind of bees? Boo bees. Ha ha ha Great for trick or treeters.
2006-07-26 04:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by willberb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha! anyway it's a very good virtue,patience...imagine they waited for a year to finally decide to eat the sandwiches.we need this humans.
2006-07-26 04:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by maamtcl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. Nice one there dude
2006-07-26 08:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by SNIKT. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
thanks for the laugh
2006-07-27 07:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One :D
2006-07-26 05:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by dmangal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaa... that turtle is REALLY silly.
2006-07-26 04:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello little cutie. hahahaha that was a cute little story to.
2006-07-26 04:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah old joke sorry laterz
2006-07-26 09:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋