A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
2006-07-25 21:26:12 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good One... thanks....hahahaha
This one is for you....check this out...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue."
"Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2006-07-25 22:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
properly if i waz u i could use the make- up, pink feather butterfly mask, and the black dress, wings and shoes 2 make a warm butterfly dress. final year i waz some thing like that and that i gained my halloween contest. good success
2016-11-03 00:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is very old though hunny i actually posted this one some time ago, check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 02:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooops... Now she's got it. So what's she going to say. Really, that was really really really funny.
2006-07-25 21:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! .........but old.
2006-07-25 22:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋