i saw an answer on this forum stating this:
"ok here i wanna tell you sumthin!!!:
take your hand and cup it. now go try to fit as much water in that one cupped hand as you can. only like a tablespoon right???
God can hold all of the oceans of the world in just ONE hand!!!!
thats how amazing my god is!!!!"
2 questions came to mind:
1) since when is being born with huge hands something amazing?
2) what does God do with his other hand?
2006-07-25 20:44:04 · 12 answers · asked by Thinx 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Grow up! God doesn't hold the universe in His hands. He can do anything... He upholds the universe by the "power of His word", the Bible says so.
That is obviously a figurative language. One might say you hold your future in your hand... So then do you literally hold your future in your hands... constantly?
Do not mock God.
2006-07-25 20:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mr E 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little girl : was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl : replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher : paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher : was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching"
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
2006-07-25 20:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by happymrzot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not deific (is that a word?) to have huge hands - though it would be pretty amazing if someone were born with hands so big they could hold the ocean in them.
And... what God does with His other hand?
Come on, Mark, you are just "handing" this to me...
That other hand grasps the non-slip surface of the Great Banana... you know, in the beginning was the banana and the banana was God and the banana was with God... that banana!
2006-07-26 11:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by Snark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That whole thing looks like something a third-grader would believe, or an adult with the mentality of a third-grader. No wonder the country is going to s***, with people going around believing crap like that. But to answer your questions:
1.) Sounds like God has acromegaly
2.) I think we all know what he does with his other hand, and it would make Onan proud.
2006-07-25 20:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mockety mock...you know the smell that fat makes as it drips burning onto the griddle don't you!!! well imagine that for eternity and the fat will be yours!
Anyone with hands that big is gonna have way big underpants...but who washes them? ...there is no Mr's G, maybe that's what all those who are saved get to do for eternity...wash God's pants...with their tongues! (well, there won't be earthly delights like washing machines) they'll be like little enzyme cleaners eating away the dirt! or nanobots!
2006-07-25 21:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u seems to be not aware of the reality,GOD has created every human being in HIS own image and prudence to do ur deeds,now just count the population of entire world for yr experiment and moreover HE HAS given u the requite freedom also,since HE will do his deeds thru u,HE is mystery not amazing.
2006-07-25 20:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big hands is not amazing in fact it may be troublesome for you.I dont know what God do with his other hand.
2006-07-25 20:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why be as silly as the original asker. they dont seem to know god is a concept not a person. and you are acting like its some comic book character. let the religious rave.
2006-07-25 20:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard something about big feet being impressive for some reason. But I've also heard "size doesn't matter" (yeah, right.)
2006-07-25 20:59:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - it is either generic or a disorder / disability. Nothing fascinating or miraculous about it.
2006-07-25 20:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋