I mean here I am, in the midst of a spiritual quest, and I get invitations to this religion and encouragement from that religion.
And I'm going down the list and what do I find?
Nothing - not a gosh darned thing - from the Pastafarians.
I mean, I even got some insight into Pieganism. The Piegans are outpacing the Pastafarians!
I gotta say that I am a bit miffed. It's like I'm not worthy or something.
:-)
2006-07-25 20:34:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you are CHOSEN, his noodly goodness will FIND you, just wait, soon you will smell the bologanase, and the love will fall on you like parmasian.
2006-07-25 20:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mac Momma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pastafarianism is the only way to go because pirates are awesome. As is having a holiday every Friday, and getting a beer volcano and a stripper factory is Heaven. Also Pastafarianism supports a healthy diet and has a much tastier communion than Christianity. In fact I could go on for hours but I think it would be better for you to go out and buy the Gospel of the FSM yourself, all the proceeds go towards buying a pirate ship so that we can spread the word of the FSM across the globe. I hope this has helped you. RAmen.
2006-07-26 03:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get youself a good set of pirate clothes and Pastafarians will start coming out of the woodwork.
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage
Ramen
-SD-
2006-07-26 03:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's very little evangelism among the Pastafarians. The only way to heaven is to be touched by his noodly appendage, and that just requires your own acceptance.
2006-07-26 03:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do pastafarians look like rastafarians but they are italian and smoke pasta?
2006-07-26 03:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by happymrzot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will never understand till you have faith and then it all will be clear and make sense, you will have a nice satisfying noodley feeling in your heart and stomach and you will never feel alone or lonely again.
You are being called now if you listen with your heart!
2006-07-26 04:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pasta is for eating, not worshiping.
Cheesy Parmesan Chicken Alfredo is delicious.
2006-07-26 03:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Adyghe Ha'Yapheh-Phiyah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋