God has to be a man, right?

Question

No woman could screw things up this bad.

Answer 1

No. God is Spirit. He has no gender, He/She/It create male and female.

God did not screw up anything. Mankind did. If you search the scriptures (the Christian bible in my case), you will find how man (this word means both man and woman as in mankind) to treat his/her follow man.

Heaven is where God is and hell is where he/she/it is not. Earth is where man is, and man has a long way to achieve heaven on earth.

I know you were trying to funny, but humor also has a little truth.

Answer 2

i think he was a man back when he was just killing off everyone on earth and starting over.

but i think gods a woman now, i dont know how else a guy could decorate this earth so beautifully, so gods either a woman or a guy man, thats my finally decision.

and im not taking a shot at gay people here, i have no problem with gay people, and i no god doesnt have any problem with them either, so if god can be a guy or a girl i think its also possible and reasonable for him to be a gay man or girl

Answer 3

The moment you can compare God with anything you know then the God seizes to be God. He is unimaginable. And who is screwing up things. He is testing everyone all the time. And rewarded will be the righteous. It is not for you to understand his schemes nor for me. And as for implying that women are better managers then let it be clear that God himself has created your alleged better managers like everyone else.
Did you get any thing from this i just said?

Answer 4

No God doesn't have to be a man. Nor does God need to be a woman. Yes, God is usually depicted as a man with a white beard but no one has litterally seen God (Jesus doesn't count, he was God's son not God himself).

Answer 5

well, who knows how badly a woman could screw up the world. Besides, that statement only reflects ideas about men and women in our human society, not on the divine level.

Answer 6

hehehe well ... according to the Bible Jesus said He will be returning to earth as a woman. The Bible says that Jesus said "if any man says there He is, there He is believe him not".
Obviously Jesus must return as a woman because as soon as some man in the crowd pointed to a male manifestation and said "there He is!" it couldn't be Jesus.

I wonder if Christians will love Jesus less when She arrives sporting breasts and a vagina instead of a hairy chest and a penis.

Answer 7

That's right.And the Devil is a woman.Let's think about this for a second.Who else can wreak havoc on a man's life better than a woman?But that's assuming,of course that you believe in stuff like that.I personally don't.

Answer 8

Jesus referred to His Father in Heaven, so yes, He is male. I think though we can't understand truly what it is be God, because He is everything.
And, yes a woman did screw things up. Did you forget that it was Eve, who sinned first, and then caused her husband to sin. Thereby causing the world to fall into sin and death?
Jesus, son of man, was sent by His Father, to die for our sin, and hers.
Be blessed

Answer 9

Haha that's funny :)
I don't know, I mean I believe in the Trinity and Jesus was a man, I THINK the God the Father was male, but who knows what sex the Holy Spirit is? Really makes ya think. (lol and the Holy Spirit is supposed to be like your conscience, the thing that tells you whats right and wrong, and well, lets face it, women tend to be better in that area.) [jk men ;) ahhh don't kill me]

Answer 10

I think that if we start leaving God out of this, perhaps things will not be so screwed up. As long as we have 'someone' to blame for this mess, we are not going to change greatly. That is the main flaw in so many religions...they do not hold the individual accountable for his actions...."The devil made me do it," "It is God's will," etc..are all cop outs. But your humor is appreciated.