the one that makes me laugh the most gets 10 points
2006-07-25 18:38:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was in the middle of something but grabbed my robe and answered the door anyway, my boyfriend was standing in the hall they saw him and asked if me and my husband had a few minutes they like to talk to us, I said sure, my husband should be home from work around six if you would like to come back, they left and never came back.
2006-07-25 18:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Katrina Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I showed up at the door with my rather large dog in tow, although he is a big mush nobody believes it based on his size, lab great dane mix and he's brindle, so everybody just assumes he's an extremely large pit bull lol. " Oh look Apache it's your favorite meal". They looked panicked and moved quickly, and he couldn't figure why nobody showed him any love poor doggie.
I've used this to my benefit on other occasions also, works like a charm LOL
2006-07-25 18:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by beachdiva954 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They kept coming too reguIarly and it was so annoying, so I answered the door naked with the number 666 painted on my chest in red paint, and i acted polite and natural...THEY RAN FOR THEIR LIVES! and on another occasion, they asked me if I was interested to become a Jehovah's Witness, I told them that I didnt see the accident
2006-07-25 18:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He came to pay a bill, so I let him in, took his money, gave him a glass of tea, and we had a wonderful visit for about an hour and a half. We just didn't discuss his being Jehovah's Witness and my not being.
2006-07-25 18:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told them I was in the Jehovah Witness Protection program and that they were in violation of a court order.
2006-07-25 18:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually just 6 hours ago.........( I am a american but live in Mexico and I speak spanish).......they also spoke to me in spanish and I spoke to them in english.............I understood them but they didnt understand me (I pretended like I didnt know that they were saying)..........they tried and I couldnt get through to me and left fustrated and I followed them talking away in english and they walked faster to get away from me.............it was like turning the tables on them.....oh it was so darn funny and comical. They finally got fustrated when i walked about a mile to the place that they live at and I still kept at it and they finally went in their place and closed the door and I stood their ringing their bell and they were hiding inside not wanting to come out............and they didnt come out. i kept at it for about 10 minutes and then finally left. i bet they wont bother me again.............maybe the next time I go for I walk I will go by their place and ring the bell again and see what happens................I wonder if they will answer or hide from me..............What do you think they will do ?...
2006-07-25 18:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I was on my way out I said to them "So you are the strippers, huh? My wife and her girlfriends have been waiting for you for the bachelorette party that she is throwing! Oh, and about the whip, it hurts at first, but you'll get used to it."
2006-07-25 18:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jeffrey S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kept them occupied for over an hour-- they tried to escape but I kept asking questions about JW history and thinking.
I kept them from others!
2006-07-25 18:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told them to come in and have some coffee Jesus was in the house to having some. They went away after that.
2006-07-25 18:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by HerbWallace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just didnt open the door.
But i will tell you a friend story, he told me he opened the door and was naked. The women looked at his -u know what-, scream and run away.
2006-07-25 18:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by Pamela 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋