2006-07-25 18:27:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny ways I've personally witnessed include:
Telling them you've accepted God and he tells you that his name is Satan and that you now have the ability to convert Jehova's witnesses into his followers.
Tell them that your last Jehova's witnesses weren't convincing enough so you reported them to God and he removed them from the entry list.
Answer while speaking Klingon, when they don't immediately go away and continue to keep talking, pretend they're coming on to you and start getting undressed.
Tell them you will convert to their god for the price of oral sex.
Ask them if their god will forgive them for burying Jehova's witnesses in your back yard.
Pretend you saw one of them at a strip club and insist that you pay them back for the lap dance they bought you.
Tell them that you converted last week but it didn't stick because a Catholic showed up right after the previous witnesses left and gave you some wine.
2006-07-25 18:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Demosthenes&Locke 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually before I knew my husband he would have some pretty scary hair and it would be dyed red and stuff. Then he grew a scruffy beard and would wear clothing that was all black. Some of his t-shirts would talk about death. So one day some JW's came up to his door and he saw them coming. He went and got a butcher knife and put ketchup on it. He got this crazy look on his face like he was a mad man and answered the door with the "bloody" knife in his hands. He welcomed them to his house and asked if they would like to stay for dinner. Then he acted like he was hearing voices that told him to kill the intruders. He said something like "No, I won't kill them until they come into the house. Wait a minute." He never saw them again. That is a very true story as his friends that lived there can tell you. LOL
2006-07-26 01:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a hypocrite! When was the last time, besides the internet, that you actually talked to a stranger about God? Maybe you should try asking them a serious question and listen to the answer. If you answer the door naked, they'll just point and laugh.
2006-07-26 01:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answering naked would certainly make them gape.
Of course, it helps if you know they were coming, such as seeing them go from house to house from your window.
Another fun trick would be to agree completely with everything they say. Follow their comments with, "Oh, I know," and "Yes, I try to tell people that all the time, but they just look at me like I'm crazy." Then throw in some oddball comment and expect them to agree with you, like, "And I love how you and I serve God by licking the feet of prostitutes in order to save them!" When the Jehovah's Witness starts to disagree with you, call him a heretic and threaten to report him to the Watchtower.
2006-07-26 01:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by Rev Kev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to take them out to the back porch and converse with them for hours and let the neighbors sleep in on Saturday morning. They quit coming around all by their selves.
2006-07-26 01:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Draw a chalk outline of a dead body on your walkway, splatter some fake blood, and scatter some Watchtower pamplets around it.
2006-07-26 01:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you put a "No Trespassing" sign we won't go in. We obey the laws, believe it or not. Or people let their dogs loose. That's happened to me a couple of times. We just want you to read your Bible.
2006-07-26 01:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on,just be nice,what if you felt strong enough about some value?Don't be mean.Maybe do a magic trick.Say "God knows all about those'....
2006-07-26 01:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by gypsycricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋