2006-07-25 17:52:39 · 9 answers · asked by recalltotal001 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Who said anything about Armageddon?
2006-07-25 17:55:40 · update #1
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm. They will have to find it first.
2006-07-25 17:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Kenneth H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, it depends. If a missile were to hit Ancient Megiddo, which is a ruin made of 26 layers of ancient cities, all that would happen is an archaeological landmark becomes more of a rubble than it already is.
If a missile hits New Megiddo some people might get hurt and killed and there'd be some interruption in traffic flow since Meggido is an important junction on the main road that connects central Israel with lower Galilee and the nothern region.
But some people think that if Megiddo is attacked the last trump will sound and Jesus will come jumping out of the sky to reward the Chosen People and Christians with rulership of the earth or a first class trip to heaven. Then Jesus sends everyone not Jewish or Christian to hell.
2006-07-25 18:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by nebtet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catastophe. Armageddon. Megiddo = Armageddon (Though I'm sure you already know that, hence, the question.) It's in God's hands.
We shouldn't be waiting 'til it happens; the question should be what are we doing now to make it less severe, when it does happen. If we're not part of the solution, we're part of the problem.
See my source for becoming part of the solution.
2006-07-25 17:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by GypsyGr-ranny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who has an army of 200,000,000 soldiers? US? Or is that a combination of everyone showing up for the party?
BTW, I believe (but don't quote me on this) that Megiddo is in the viscinity of Haifa.
Can anyone confirm this?
"Ar-Megiddo-n" (more or less) Sheesh.....
2006-07-25 17:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by midnight_190884 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 16 horsemen of the apocalypse will rise.. Cinnamon buns will spoil and all the baby boys will be born with two left testicles. The sun will turn purple like the color of Barney. And all people who live on this earth will become like smurfs. Only 1 female per group, and 1 typical gay guy for comedic relief. After that, all music will be replaced by disco and humans will no longer be able to tolerate drinking water. We will drink our own urine in a vicious cycle until we all die.
2006-07-25 17:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless Hezbollah can raise an army of nearly 200 million soldiers - nothing.
2006-07-25 17:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Megiddo is a valley, why would those poor devils want to attack a valley?
2006-07-25 18:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by evbillysunday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing! If I had a dime for every time one you nutty Christians proclaim Armegeddon, I'd be way to wealthy to hang out here.
Guess what? The world is NEVER going to end!
2006-07-25 17:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by eljonez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Armegeddon, of course. And then all of the Jews of the whole world will pack themselves into Petri. Hope I spelled that right.
2006-07-25 17:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by Beorh House 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋