2006-07-25 17:34:39 · 4 answers · asked by hhmsjag 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
Guy, comes home from work, looking for something to eat. Opens the frig and sees some food on a plate, warms it up and eats it. A little later his wife comes homes and asks what happened to the Red Heart dog food that was on the plate in the frig. Oh my gosh I ate it he said but it wasn't that bad.
Next day he brings a can home for dinner and before long it's all he's eating. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. His wife becoming a little concerned asks his doctor if he should be eating this Red Heart dog food. He said it's not bad for him, full of nutrients and if he likes it let him eat it.
Six months later she sees the doc at the store and he asks her "How's your husband doing?" He's dead she exclaims. Oh My........It wasn't because of the dog food was it. Ahhh no she said.
He was crossing the street, stopped to lick his butt and got hit by a car!!!
2006-07-25 17:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by bankster 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Waarom is de hel dit op talen, zou zijn onder de yahoo categorie grappen moeten zijn! Arggg
its dutch so if you dont know dutch oh well!
2006-07-26 04:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two Irishmen walk out of a pub.
2006-07-26 00:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My former boss screaming at us ...........
2006-07-26 00:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋