Thought this was a one way trip. Do you get back the same way you went? Or is there a detour??
2006-07-25 17:33:00 · 15 answers · asked by bankster 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You go to Georgia because that's where the Devil is and ask him if you can get an extended vacation elsewhere.
2006-07-25 18:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by black diamond 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Speaking of Hell...
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-26 06:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a VISA bus. Buses always make a round trip sometime and VISA takes you to hell.
VI-6 in Roman Numerals
S-6 in Greek
A-6 supposedly in babylon
VISA-666 Sign of the beast. ^.^
2006-07-26 01:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ran Aleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a ticket, and it allows you to take the train back and forth
I got a one way ticket to hell and back, haha- The Darkness- a band
2006-07-26 00:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell is after this phisical life. its either heaven or hell. trust me hell is worse that this earth. Repent and trust Jesus Christ as you would a parachute. read the gosple of John.
2006-07-26 00:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by foreverapianist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a bus and go to the desert its hell then take the bus back after that you will think ur city is heavan
2006-07-26 00:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by blonde and beautiful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once, when i got admission in Greenwich University Pakistan, i think i got into hell, but now as i am in cecos university, i feel as i come back from that hell.
2006-07-26 00:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll honk twice when i get to your place. I've done that route a few times....unfortunately i remember the way.
see you in a minute.
2006-07-26 00:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Stormy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You buy a two-way ticket.
2006-07-26 00:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by ChangE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to take that left turn at Albuquerque.
2006-07-26 01:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by apollo124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋