and the bartender looks at him and says "we don't serve COLORED people here". So the black man gets angry, but bites his tongue and starts to walk out. Before he does though, he thinks for a bit, turns back around to the bartender and says "When you're angry you're RED." "When you're cold, you're BLUE". "When you're sick or jealous you're GREEN" and "When you're cowardly you're YELLOW, SO...who's the COLORED person now? At least I stay ONE color. I think you owe me a drink!"
2006-07-25 17:28:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Black man is a bartender in a bar.
A White man walks into the bar, sits down and says "hey colored - gimme a shot of Jack Daniels".
The Black man is insulted and instead of knocking the guy out of his chair he looks at the man in disgust and says...
"That was a very hurtful thing you said to me, How would you like it if I came into your establishment and racially insulted you"
The White man looks at the Black man and says, "I don't know, lets try it out..."
So the Black guy walks out from behind the bar and sits in a stool and the White guy walks behind the the bar ready to serve drinks.
The White guy looks at the Black guy and says.."what do you want?"
The Black guy says: "hey you cracker aszzhole, give me a shot of Jack Daniels !"
The White guy looks back at the Black guy and says...
"WE DON't SERVE COLORED'S"
2006-07-25 17:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a black uncle by marriage....he hangs out in the "all white " bars....never had any problems....of course he's one of the black ppl that can tell racist jokes all day...but I understand the point you were making in your statement....how true how true
2006-07-25 17:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by echoedwhispers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
America, the rainbow nation
2006-07-25 17:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by coco_la 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a valid point. I heard a comedian do that bit once, a long time ago.
2006-07-25 17:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! 10 points for that one!
2006-07-25 17:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to find out where that touched CANDY. WOW!!! Gotta like it. =0)~
2006-07-25 17:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by bankster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep.
2006-07-25 17:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent :)
2006-07-25 17:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So whats the ?
2006-07-25 17:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by lilAudrey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that touched me deep! nice sweetie! *clapping*
2006-07-25 17:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋