WHAT IS UR MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT THE MOST EMBARRASING GETS TEn POINNNTTTSS?

Question

HAS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

Answer 1

i went a pulled a prank on my shcool u see and i used pepperspray on the school bands equitment and sparayed it all over there and i put the pepperspray in my pocket and i geuss it sprayed and got all over my penis and it burned and i ran to the water fountain behind the stage and started to wash the pepperspray off but i lokked like i was humping the water fountain and to my favor the curtian fell that was hiding me and the whole school saw my humping the water fountain and to this day im known as water fountain

Answer 2

The bathing suit story deserves the 10 points, but here ya go:
I once went into the gym at school to get my jacket because I left it in there the day before. There were a buch of guys in there and I thought it was just basketball practice. Imagine how embarrased I was when my crush came up to me a week later, asking me what I was doing in there when the team was changing. On top of all that, he knew i liked him so he probably thought i did it on purpose. But, when you think about it, shouldn't they change in the locker room?

Answer 3

I am deathly afraid of lizards. I hate a lizard more than a case of the flu. I was bringing in some things from my car one day and my neighbors were having a BBQ and my in-laws (at the time) were visiting them across the road. As I was walking up the steps to my porch a lizard ran across the porch and CHARGED, yes, CHARGED me and as I was backing up I tried to jump over it and it ran right up the leg of my Capri pants! I dropped them right then and there in front of God and everyone! I showed everyone my bright blue undies and at the time I didn't care. I screamed and hollered and stomped and threw everything I had in my hand down and yelled for help and the neighborhood got a great laugh. They all call me Geico now. Something about the little lizard and they could save 10% more on there entertainment bill by watching me and my lizard!. Dropping my pants was bad enough, but they won't let it die and now everyone knows about the lizard and my undies!!

Answer 4

I once went to Hershey Park and had a bathing suit top on and a very very thin white top. The bathing suit top tied around my neck and, because I had gone on a few water rides already, the white shirt I was wearing was wet and almost completely see-through. Which didn't matter, of course, as long as my bathing suit top stayed on...

So, I was riding on the newest roller coaster when I felt especially *cold*. I looked down and my bathing suit top had come completely undone around my neck - which means anyone who looked at me could see straight through my sheer white shirt to my breasts underneath!

Not so bad, right? I mean I was on a roller coaster, who was going to see me?

Except they took pictures.

Yes, as the roller coaster car went down the biggest hill, there was a flash and the ride automatically took a picture, a close up, of every individual on the ride. Including me. Not only was I sitting there with my completely sheer top, but the picture was taken just after I had discovered the bathing suit top was untied. Thus, the picture was of a very very shocked me staring down at my chest, which was practically bare for all to see.

And that's not all - it gets worse.

The pictures were each shown on a rather large tv screen above a counter, so that they could try and get all the tourists to buy the photos of their kids. So, there I was, in front of ENTIRELY too many tourists, topless. And my picture got STUCK on the TV. And NOT ONLY was it stuck up there for much longer than any other picture, but the people working at the counter didn't know what to do, so they kept yelling to each other about my picture. Mine was number three, or something, and all the people working there were like 'HEY GET NUMBER THREE DOWN! WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH NUMBER THREE? BLAH BLAH BLAH NUMBER THREE!'.

Embarressing enough?

Answer 5

Just a couple weeks ago, I was at a camp. But it wasn't like normal camps, there were indoor classes too. I was sitting like 3 inches from a SUPER HOT GUY. I was having stomach pains that were really bad (I later found out that these were cramps from my period). If you've ever had that where your stomach hurts and it grumbles. Well, my stomach grumbled, and it was so loud that it kinda scared me a bit. So I jumped up and totally spilled my water all over me and my white shirt. I did have a bra on but it had Hello Kitties on the nipples.

But because I jumped, everyone knew it was me. Including Mr. Hottie. But it was so loud that it sounded like a wet fart. Thankfully, he still talked to me for the rest of the camp.

But it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassing!

Answer 6

i have a few


my husband has some rotten *** farts and this little old lady was squatting down looking on a shelf at the store and my husband farted right in her face, without even knowing she was there. i thought i was going to die.


another time a few friends and i was at the river and i was so tired cuz they woke me up at 4am. i got on the rope swing and when i swung out, the rope wrapped around my leg and i didnt want to jump cuz i was scared i was gonna break my leg. when i was swinging back to the bank, my hands slipped and this fine guy just watched me kill myself on the bank (it was like a 10 ft drop) on top of that, my friends were sitting in a tree telling me how i could mess up a wet dream. (b4 i was married)

but the one thing that i think tops it off is when i was drunk, i was watching this guy sleep that i thought was so hot and when i looked up, his friend, who was supose to be sleeping also, was watching me check out his friend. well the guy that was watching me check out this guy is now my husband.



oh and one more thing.......this means everybody
dont you hate it when youre in a public restroom and youre just peeing or doing ur thing and someone else goes into the stall next to you and sits down and just rips a big one. then your eyes get really big and you try not to laugh, but you cant help it cuz its so funny. then you are embarrassed cuz u laughed so you want to wait until that other person leaves before you, but the other person dont want to move until u leave because theyre embarrassed that they ripped one.



i will say, the bathing suit joke is the winner. i get embarrassed just reading it. lol

Answer 7

I used to do hardwood flooring. We had to use gasoline for the stain on the floor. So one day after work, I went down to the restroom in this big Hollywood hotel. I had purchased a beer and some cigarettes. So while I was sitting on the toilet I passed out with a lit cigarette in my hand which fell into my pants which were soaked with gasoline and I caught on fire. I burned myself awake and rushed to the sink to dowse myself with water and put the fire out. I still have the scar on my leg to this day........

Answer 8

A few years ago, I worked in an office suite where my office was way in the back. Nobody ever came back there, unless it was specifically to see me. One morning, my stomach was a little upset, but I thought, oh well, nobody comes back here, who'll know, so I farted in my office. (It was terrible. I am surprised it didn't peel the paint off the walls.) Not ten seconds later, who walks in but my boss, one of the founding partners. He was sweet enough not to say anything, but I know I just about melted his nose hairs.

Answer 9

okay, the bathing suit one bats this completly, but here goes...

one of my best friends is in public school, I'm homeschooled, and on her 13th birthdau party, she had invited a binch of her friends and a lot of them were boys...not that cared, but I knew how much she talked to them about me, so I wanted to be...you know, make a good impression, but I still had my fun. everything went fine, some kids were kinda asking questions because I have really bad exma, and it was a swim party, so , I wore a t-shirt and shorts to swim in, but that didn't cover it all, but they were nice about it. when it camse to the presents, I had saved up like 60 dollars for her and decided to give it to her as cash. but I slipped it in her wallet so she wouldn't know ( we had been friends since we were like 4 so we knew everything about each other) and I wraped a huge box, way oversized, and put a toothpick in it...a practical joke between us...and she saw it and we both cracked up, well, others laughed too, then she stoppeed, they stopped, but I couldn't! I just had the giggles, and could NOT stop laughing, it went on for like 3 minutes, I had taken deep breaths amd so on, but it would burst out of my mouth, then it bacame a ah ah ah ah ah ah like I was choking, people were staring at me like I was a creep. it went on for like 5 more minutes, her mom tried taking me out of the room, but I said I could make myself stop.I rolled on my back, with me feet in the air, took a deep breath, and out of no where, I tooted...big time! I sat up, sydney, my friend had a horrified look on her face, and so did all of her friends...I was...well...embarrased out of my mind, I mean, they thought I was some nut-job...and I was only 12-13 then, now I'm 16, and we still laughabout it, now, but her mom even has a picture album of me...just me and my laughing...even a snap-shot of the one moment I can't forget!!! oh, well, best answer for the bathing suit one definatley !!! oh my gosh, that would be terrifying!

Answer 10

I was in the 8th grade, I put a note in a girls locker "Julie, I really like you a lot. Can I walk you home?". Her name was Cindy.