1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
2. How many birth days does the average person have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What's the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
10. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
11. A clerk at the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a doen?
2006-07-25 16:37:33 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Yes, they just don't celebrate Independence Day then.
2. One.
3. Twelve, all of them.
4. Six.
5. No, because he's dead.
6. 70
7. You have two, because you took them.
8. 90
9. Nine of them.
10. None, Noah took them all.
11. He weighs meat, since he works in a butcher shop.
12. A dozen.
2006-07-25 16:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
yes, on july 4
2. How many birth days does the average person have?
one
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
12
4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
6
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
no, he's dead
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What's the answer?
70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take 2, how many do you have?
2
8. A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
30 minutes each, 90 minutes total
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
9
10. How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
none. noah had the ark.
11. A clerk at the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
meat
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a doen?
12
2006-07-25 16:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by miss_coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
yes
2. How many birth days does the average person have?
one
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
all
4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
six
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
umm he'd be dead so... i don't think
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What's the answer?
70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take 2, how many do you have?
two
8. A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
one hour
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
nine
10. how many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
Moses? ha Noah
11. A clerk at the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
meat!
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a doen?
(dozen?) 12
2006-07-25 16:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by Storm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Yes, they have a 4th of July in England
2. The average man has 1 birthday
3. All months have 28 days
4. There are 6 outs in an inning
5. No, he's dead.
6. 70
7. You have 2 apples
8. The pills will last for 60 minutes
9. There are 9 sheep left
10. None, Noah took the animals on the ark
11. Meat
12. There are 12 two cent stamps in a dozen
2006-07-25 16:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by flamingo_sandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every July has a fourth no matter where you are!
He was only born once.
ALL months have 28 days
each inning is composed of TWO parts where EACH TEAM gets THREE innings for a grand total of SIX outs per inning.
Yes
70!
2
you take one, elapsed time - 0. Take a second pill 1/2 hr later. Elapsed time - 1/2 hour. Take the third pill 1/2 after that. Now pills are gone. Elapsed time - 1 hour.
8 are left standing
none, MOSES didn't do the ark thing, Noah did!
meat?
12 stamps in a dozen.
2006-07-25 16:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) There is a fourth of July everywhere.
2) The average person has ONE birthday.
3) All months also have 28 days.
4) There are 6 outs in an inning.
5) NO, cause he is dead if he has a widow.
6) 70
7) 2,you took 2.
8) 90
9) 9
10) 2
11) meat
12) 12
2006-07-25 16:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by rockupu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Yes they do. They use the same calendar as the rest of us.
2. Just one... you're only born once.
3. All of them.
4. How many outs in an inning? lol I guess it depends on how many players strike out.
5. Not really, because he's too DEAD.
6. 70
7. The two you took.
8. 60 minutes, assuming you take the first pill right away.
9. Uh... 9.
10. Moses didn't take any animals on the Ark. Noah did. Moses was busy running around putting out burning bushes...
11. Meat.
12. Assuming you meant "dozen" that would be twelve.
Thank you ladies and germs... I'm here all night... thank you very much....
2006-07-25 16:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - Yes
2 - 1
3 - All of them.
4 - Six
5 - He's kind of beyond the mortal realm
6 - 70
7 - The two I took. How do you like dem apples?
8 - 60 minutes.
9 - Nine
10 - He parted the Red Sea and drowned some fools, but didn't take any animals on the Ark
11 - Meat
12 - 12 in a dozen.
2006-07-25 17:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by jamesinexistence 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1} yes 2}1 out of365 days of the year 3} 1-feb.4}6 outs total 3 for home and 3 away 5}Yes 6}25 7}1 8} 30mins each 1/2 half hour=90mins 9}8 left standing 10} none-Its was Noahs' Ark (2 animals each) 11}meat/steak 12}12
2006-07-25 17:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 yes
2 about mabey 1
3 febuary, thats it...just one
4 depends on how far u go...but for 9 inngins theres 27..
5 no not that i know of
6 70
7 1
8 3 1/2 hours/ and mins are= its 210 mins 60x3=180 and then 30 so its 210
9 9
10 2 animals of each but that was noah
11 meat
12 12
2006-07-25 16:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by <3Lil'Sammy<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋