If Jesus an opportunity to get on-line for Yahoo Q&A what would he use as a Name? What would his avatar Be?

Question

What do you think would be his first question?

Answer 1

Edna Bambrick. A rounded lady in a red suit. Im going to report all of you. And let my father bless you all.

Answer 2

If I were he, I'd try "Josh Davidson". He never was called "Jesus" in his lifetime, but "Joshua", or perhaps the Aramaic language version of the name, something like "Yeshua", and his surname, if he had one, was not "Christ", which was a title, but "Ben David" (descendent of David), for which "Davidson" is an excellent equivalent in modern English. As "avatar" in Hindu terminology, means an incarnation of a divine being, there is little argument as to the avatar in this case, assuming the truth of Christian theology. Jesus would be the incarnation of the Son of God, one of the three Persons making up the Trinity which comprises God-- in other words, his "avatar" would be God Himself. (But I think Jesus getting on Yahoo Q & A would be just as unfair as that cartoon showing Jehovah God showing up as a contestant on "Jeopardy"!) It wouldn't be fair, because Jesus would not only know all the answers, he would know more profound questions than anybody else, so there would be no competition. God, above all, stands for fairness and justice, and, besides that, I like to think that He would be too good a sport to spoil our little games by showing us up to be fools in comparison with Him! Note that He only contended with "clever people" when cornered, and always outwitted them! As Josh Davidson, he'd be the same, I'm sure.

His first question could easily be, "Wow, what was Dad thinking about, telling you people to 'Be fruitful and multiply'?"

(Only commandment that we ever obeyed, and boyoboyboy did we ever obey it!! Six billion, five hundred and thirty million, six hundred and thirty-seven thousand, and ninety-seven people at last count. All based on "One girl, one boy, two lips, one joy: over-population is made of this!" To be sung to the tune of "Memories Are Made Of This".)

Answer 3

Jesus would use as a name one He said many times in the bible " I am the bread of life", " I am the living water", I am the way, truth and light".

So, He would use " I am " and his avatar would be a Himself because He has nothing to Hide.

He would ask us " Why do you turn away from Me? All ive ever done is love you and want a relationship with you" ........the question is how would we all answer Him and how do you think he would react to our answers.

Answer 4

He'd leave his avatar a little grey face or He'd make one with a big friendly grin, His nickname would be something in Hebrew (Hebrew letters, too) and he wouldn't ask any questions but he'd answer tons of questions with good advice an encouragement.

Answer 5

His name would be "yes, i used to exist, but im not the son of god"

his avatar would be a star of david, since - not only was he jewish, but he was a RABBI. And he would want to make sure the world knew that "jews" didnt kill jesus.

Answer 6

I suspect he would use the name "Jesus." He doesn't strike me as the kind to use nicknames.

Avatar? He'd probably use the shy smiley.

His first question would probably something starting with "I've had an argument with my dad..." etc.

Answer 7

J C avatar would be a picture of himself..GOD His 1st question would be do you love ME? love suzi

Answer 8

His avatar be himself and his question is: why most people don't believe in me and my Holy Father?

Answer 9

screen name: "666binladen666".

avatar: pic of george w bush.

reason: he'd have to have a sense of humour to return to this world at this time.

his first question would be: "a/s/l???"

Answer 10

Himself and Get ready children, I'm coming for you soon.