Give me the best "your momma" joke, and you get 10 pts.! Hahahahahaha! What can you come up with?
2006-07-25 16:30:14 · 7 answers · asked by Rayquaza Ice 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok i got a few some are classics though. i dont know if uve heard them but i will tell u anyway.
ur momma so fat:
shes on both sides of the family
she has to iron her pants in the drive way
they had to install speed bumps in the resturaunt
her blood type is ragu
when she hauls azz she has to make two trips
when she dances, the band skips
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
she puts mayonaise on asprin
she gets runs in her jeans
her driver's liscense says "picture continued on other side"
her high school portrait was an arial photo
when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton
she got smaller fat women orbiting around her
i ran around her twice and got lost
she uses hwy (whatever u want) as a slippin slide
when she goes to a resturaunt, she dont get a menu, she gets an estimate
ur mama so poor:
her house has a kickstand
i walked in her house and the rats tripped me and the roaches stole my wallet
i dropped my cigarette in her house and the roaches started singing "clap your hands stump ur feet, thank the lord we got some heat"
ur mamas house is so nasty, i had to wipe my feet before i went outside
ur mama so stupid we were riding down the road in her car and i told her we need gas, so she farted
2006-07-25 19:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by Amber 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-26 06:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is something you would say to someone who's wearing one of those big chains around their neck. you know what i mean. I thought of this one myself, I didn't get iot from any shows. How's this?
your momma is so fat that necklace your wearing is like a choker around her neck.
2006-07-25 23:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Yo mama so fat it took her two hours just to haul azz.
*Yo mama so stupid she studied for her blood test and failed.
*Yo mama so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
*Yo mama so old her birthday expired.
*Yo mama got no legs and talking bout how she used to kick it.
*Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on water.
*Yo mama smells like hot *** on a cold day.
*Yo mama forehead so big you could show slides on it.
*Yo mama lips or so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray.
*Yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples.
*Yo mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway.
*Yo mama house is so small she can't even order a large pizza.
2006-07-26 00:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
2006-07-25 23:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so fat she put on a yellow coat and put the sun out of business
2006-07-25 23:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by stranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so fat, when we get done having sex, she has to roll over twice to get off me
2006-07-25 23:35:20 · answer #7 · answered by blueeyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋