I have an idea. I want to strip and at the same time dance with my pet possum. Nobody else is doing it and i think alot of guys will get turned on by this. I would basically strip while im holding stinky, and then pretend im kissing stinky , that way the guys will think" God I wish I was that possum"
I would even rub stinky between my breats and guys will wish they were the possum. I
2006-07-25 16:21:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Hell, I feel sorry for the possum already.
2006-07-25 16:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
to really be the best stripper with a possum...you need to have the possum roll in feces first. guys love a stinky woman, so when you dance with your possum the filth will go all over you! what a turn on for the guys...you will be the highest paid stripper in Arkansas. you might need an agent now to help you with your break into Hollywood.
2006-07-26 20:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by Dee J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD! You sound so cool! You know I honestly can say without feeling bad, that I HATE girls like you. You are on the internet, and really bored, probably lonely. You feel like if you talk about sex and all that, that guys will come to you and want you. Instead of stripping and asking about stripping, go to the self help section and ask how to get some self esteem. Good Luck!
2006-07-25 23:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think somewhere around boggy creek is a club
called." Deliverance"...it caters to a pretty rough crowd
but I think you and stinky will fit in quite nicely.
Why, you might even meet a rich man there...someone with a few acres and a herd of hogs !!
*wouldn't that be nice????
2006-07-27 11:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about dancing with stinky, because they did not not my blind friend strip with her seeing eye dog. I say go for it just go to the Paper Moon and the Boom Boom room try amateur night they were they have a wet T-shirt contest and you get to keep your shirt to dry in the sun for the next day.
2006-07-25 23:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I promise you guys will not think "God I wish I were that possum" they will think "God I'm glad I'm NOT that possum and that girl needs some dental work"
2006-07-25 23:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Billy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv u looney tune sounds great i wanna be stinky (habg on i already am) But can stinky have an adventure in australia wiv me. u can visit the opera house or get him stuck up the harbour bridge and i could rescue him for u . then we go out for dinner and i can propose to stinky how about it!?
2006-07-26 00:58:17 · answer #7 · answered by howie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meatsickles i think youre hot
my wife is soooooo happy youre back
shes right- you ARE the funniest on here. and i thought answers was stupid and pointless... shows how much i know. oh wait, now she says roachalicious is funnier...hmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-07-26 00:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by Beat Daddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, there is a club called De`Ja Vue the slogen is..
100 beautiful girls, and three ugly ones...one of the ugly one just quit...so you better hurry....
2006-07-26 17:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me ? Is this a real question? Do you own a mirror?
2006-07-25 23:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by witchywoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋