Marcia and Jan asked to borrow a knockwurst for their slumber party. Should I worry?

Question

AFter all, I don't think they're going to use it to make hors d'oeuvres

Answer 1

I could see how this episode would turn out.

You go to your stash of knockwursts and give Marcia one of them and trust her as you usually do. You then tell her not to do anything that you wouldn't do and she innocently smiles and says, "Of course not Alice." You start having second thoughts, but think nothing of it.

Now Marcia knows where you stash of knockwursts are and she tells Jan. They are both really exited because they both know what they plan to do with them at the party.

During the party when the whole house is asleep, everyone goes to where you keep you stash of knockwursts and Jan passes one to each girl. As they slowly creep back to there sleeping bags, Bobby is standing right there and says, "What are you doing with all those knockwursts?" and they say, "Uh, uh well we are making hors d'oeurves." "At 3 o'clock in the morning?" said Bobby. "Hmmm, something fishy is going on hear (no pun intended now)." Then they bribe Bobby and tell him he can have some too if he would be quiet and he said, "Oh boy! I won't say a word!"

Later on, Bobby came downstairs saying, "OK, where is my knockwurst snack? The girls realized that as they were playing hide the salami that there were no extras. Jan said, "We ate it all." Bobby said, "Then I'm telling." Marcia said, "Oh no! What are we gonna’ do? We're gonna’ have to give him some from one that we already used." So they prepared Bobby some hors d'oeurves with their knockwurst and gave some to Bobby. Bobby takes a bite and says, "Hmmmmm, this is different. It's got a little bite to it. Taste good though." Marcia said, "Wow! That was close!"

The next morning, one of the girls was moaning in pain. Cindy came Downstairs and said, "What's wrong?" The girl said, " I think the knockwurst is stuck." "Knockwurst?" Cindy said inquisitively. "I thought you were supposed to chew you food before you swallow it."

Well, Marcia and Jan had to tell Mr. and Mrs. Brady because the girl had to see a doctor to get the knockwurst removed.

Marcia and Jan were grounded for a month and you felt so guilty that you confessed to giving them a knockwurst. And Mrs. Brady said," Oh Alice, don't feel guilty. I know you had no idea that anyone would think of doing that with a knockwurst." Well your lucky she doesn't know your freaky side.

So you see Alice, go with your instinct. If you have to ask then you probably should not let them have the knockwurst.

Answer 2

Yes

Answer 3

Nah Alice don't worry, Sam can get you more at the butcher shop. Worry if they take the cucumber.

Answer 4

You and mister rodgers need to get a real life.

Answer 5

You need a hobby

Answer 6

maybe you should dust off your sleeping bag ,among other things, and join the sleep over!:-)

Answer 7

eww, go tel mr and mrs brady and let them handle it

Answer 8

Ha.

Answer 9

lmfao they will probably provide their own special sauce as well hunni.....

Answer 10

was it cooked? they might get ecoli if they swallow it.