Dont you think with all these atheists asking all these really cool and interesting questions that we should be a little more appreciative ? I do. Why, I like atheists. I have atheists over for dinner and some of their relatives ARE dinner. I attend atheists anonymous meetings and i also am majoring in atheist tolerance in college. I upped my cable channels to include other animal channel stuff.... and I decided to look for a hairy-er cutie hottie boy to ask me out to the local rumble in the jungle wrestling matches starring Kong the snake man and Hunky Monkey Hogan.... Anyway...thats just my contribution...In fact...I even picked up a hitchhiking gorilla the other day....He turned out to be my new Origins of the Species class Professor in college....Hes cool...his name is ...Professor Onrangu Tang.....How do you think Im doing so far ?
2006-07-25 15:49:00 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol-thanks pretty cool question--this atheist at least appreciates your efforts-keep the peace lots of love old hippie here
2006-07-25 15:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by bergice 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since you appreciate all the darn good questions from atheists, perhaps you'll appreciate a few statements from this atheist.
You believe in a god who let his only son die.
I believe in a slightly more conservative supreme being.
You believe I'm a heathen or misfit because I don't share your beliefs.
I believe you have an absolute right to be different from me.
You believe the whole world should share your beliefs.
I believe in free will.
You preach love, tolerance and acceptance of others.
I practice it.
I'm proud to call myself an atheist.
2006-07-25 16:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Angry C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I come be a guest speaker in your Atheist Tolerance program?
Can we get Kent Hovind as a counterpoint?
Is my claim that "I'm just a monkey in a man-suit," constructive, or does it hurt the cause? Is it ethical to steal lyrics from incredibly obscure punk-rock bands and not give them credit? (lyric written by George Tabb.) There, I feel better.
Does having Annie to help me with my stream-of-consciousness writing help me or hinder me in the long run? Does consciousness lend creedence to my side of the argument or hers?
What do you think of when you hear "Also Sprach Zarathustra?"
2006-07-25 15:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your doing just fine Kid. I thought your script was very funny! The monkey stuff is great and the AA meetings were topper, thanks for the laugh. Ah, maybe I'm enjoying it too much; could I borrow just a little Christian guilt from someone? I'll return it, I swear to God I will!
2006-07-25 16:14:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guessing you hope to offend some people, then if they are offended then they must be god's creation...or something similar.
The thing is you're being rude, and i don't think god would like that. There are several meanings to the word animal. You are using the derogatory definition.
Be nice.
2006-07-25 16:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by theFo0t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't let any of the college kids talk you into smoking the leaves on that tree.
How do you find your local Atheists Anonymous meetings, btw?
;o)
2006-07-26 13:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The will have to answer darn good questions on Judgment Day!
Check out http://www.johnfourteen.com
Look at "Studies in the Bible"
many answers to everyday life
can be found there.
2006-07-25 15:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly technology says that for the period of organic determination women have an inbred experience of the boys with the superb genes and traits to bypass directly to their infants. so which you would be finding out on that up!! technology has shown atheists have a extra physically powerful intelligence than those with a stable religious faith. the version is 5.8 factors in accordance to findings in developmental psychology!!! extra individuals of the "psychological elite" considered themselves atheists than the national conventional. basically 7% of individuals of the yank national Academy of Sciences believed in God. on a similar time as basically 3.3 % believed in God interior the united statesRoyal Society. a number of Gallup pollstudies of the final inhabitants have shown that those with larger IQs tend to no longer have faith in God." large to work out evolution in action!!!!
2016-11-03 00:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by fleitman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been watching a Way of The Master marathon, haven't you?
As for how you are doing? You are doing an excellent job...of showing what a moron you are.
2006-07-26 13:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by Ann Tykreist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should put all these fun questions together in a book entitled:" Dear Atheist, ...?" It would probably be a bestseller. You're wasting your talent here! lol
2006-07-26 18:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋