just for fun no disrespect to anyone
2006-07-25 15:04:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama breath smells so bad, when she breaths, her teeth duck!
2006-07-25 15:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bill 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so fat, that when she was wearing a rain jacket, all the kids lined up for the School Bus!!!
2006-07-25 16:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by steponme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-25 23:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so poor, she put her McDonald's burger on layaway!
Yo mama's teeth are so buttery, she went outside smiling, and the sun said,"it's to bright!" Hardhat!
2006-07-25 16:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Rayquaza Ice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing we are family
yo moma so poor I saw her carrying a box down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out
2006-07-25 15:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by skye_a_02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's got a peg-leg with a kickstand.
2006-07-25 15:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by cranksinatra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yo momma's so ugly that when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes itself!"
2006-07-25 15:13:48 · answer #7 · answered by sf_brat94114 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please pick me i have a funny one....
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she was born her inkerbader had tinted widows
2006-07-25 15:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋