A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
2006-07-25 13:18:47 · 28 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm choking with laughter too!
2006-07-25 13:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching"
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
2006-07-25 13:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by happymrzot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh *10*
2006-07-25 13:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by North of Heaven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha? I'm gonna just gonna shove my dick in my wife's wouth while she's in a coma...ok? It's got a good backround...but it didn't come off as funny.
2006-07-25 13:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up!
2006-07-25 13:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by keats27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. But a little predictable.
2006-07-25 13:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by jfahd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well thats pretty funny in a sick kind of way, I needed a laugh.
P.S. I love your avatar.
2006-07-25 13:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no!! Hahahahahaha!! Im a nurse, that was good!
2006-07-25 14:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by daweeney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. That was funny. Where do you come up with these?
2006-07-25 13:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2006-07-25 13:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋