Ever use the pages of the bible to roll a joint?
makes great rolling papers!
roflmao!
I'm serious, try it!
...hahaha and I never even read it!
2006-07-25 13:05:16 · 31 answers · asked by myotheremail108 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
THESE ANSWERS ARE FUN!
and yes, of course I find this question funny!
and the comment about trippin out! hell yea! ;)
and the comment about not being stupid - lol you read the bible, don't you?
2006-07-25 13:11:54 · update #1
omg...these answers get better and better.
you guys are definitely making me laugh - thanks! :-P
Smile! Gods are watching you!!!
Blessed Be! )O(
2006-07-25 13:18:23 · update #2
SO you're telling me that you don't believe dragons and unicorns used to exist? You're telling ME that in this modern day and age, you don't believe that a man put 2 of every animal on the planet on an ark and the entire earth was flooded and the entire human race died? You're telling me that you don't believe that a huge giant muscular man was killed by a little boy slinging a stone? You don't believe that a man parted an entire river with his magical powers? You're saying that you don't believe that the first two humans, despite scientific evidence of evolution, arose from the sand? You don't believe in witches, wizards, and gremlins?
You mam, are INSANE
2006-07-25 13:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by New Jersey Steve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly child.
I've read your question, and your comments, and scrolled through the answers you've gotten so far.
I'm totally amazed that anyone would take this seriously. So, you used a Bible to roll some joints, big deal. You didn't hurt the Word of God. You didn't make it less sacred to those of us who believe it, and you didn't destroy it, at all. All you did was wasted your money, and possibly smoked something (as one user said, some inks can be very harmful to your lungs) that may one day turn and kill you.
I will still go on, happily being a Christian. I will read my Bible, I will pray, I will sing, I will worship...all as if you had never smoked the Bible.
Hope you had fun!
2006-07-25 13:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
certainly, you're able to desire to alter your wording in simple terms particularly: Hebrew Bible Roman Catholic Bible Protestant Bible The Jewish scholars finished the version of the Hebrew Bible in on the subject of the 0.33 century. That textual content textile is roofed in the two the RC and Prot. Bible. The order of the books is distinctive, because of the fact of underlying assumptions. The Christian Bible (the hot testomony) wasn't quite nailed down till practically the 10th century or so. After that, it grew to become into locked in. This grew to become into accomplished in a chain of Church Councils. this text is the comparable in the two the RC and Prot. Bible, and the previous testomony is exceptionally lots the comparable in the two of those Bibles, different than that the order could be slightly distinctive. the only distinction between the RC and Prot. Bibles is the presence of the Apocrypha -- countless books that have been unknown in Hebrew, yet have been lined robotically in Greek language translations of the previous testomony that have been in conventional use around the time of the early Church. That Greek translation of the previous testomony (referred to as the Septuagint) grew to become into so conventional (maximum Jews did not at that element remember the thank you to talk or examine Hebrew anymore) that whenever you hit upon the previous testomony quoted interior the hot testomony, it quite is often the Septuagint textual content textile they are quoting.
2016-12-10 14:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by richer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any good medical professional will tell you that a little bit of what you smoke stays in your lungs and bloodstream permanently. If you really want the bible that close to your heart and effect you, I guess that's one way to do it.
In China and other countries where Christianity is banned, after memorizing it word for word, some Christians will take the few pages of the bible they have, dip it in honey and eat it. Maybe smoking it is a variation of that or something.... Either way, count me out.
2006-07-25 13:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by godsbeliever03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pages of the bible...or any book for that matter is not healthy to roll joints; the printer's ink contain very many poisons. Rolling papers are very cheap and healthy. The bible can be a very, very, dangerous book to unbelievers.
2006-07-25 13:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Roxton P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are making your hell ready for you, i bet ppl will use it as toilet paper when you are suffering in hell for doing it, i am not christian but i still respect a lot for Bible because it is the Book of God.
You should ask fof forgiveness and stop doing this kind of evil things.
2006-07-25 13:14:21 · answer #6 · answered by azaad83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't this just a variation on the questions that allege abuses against the Quran?
Why do people find these sorts of questions so funny?
Joker papers have always worked fine for me.
2006-07-25 13:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but I've read it while tripping. The OT is a hoot. The NT makes you get all serious and thoughtful.
2006-07-25 13:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should read it, there was a lot of partying going on back in the day. They were just celebrating everything God had done. He was, is and will always be awesome!
2006-07-25 13:10:48 · answer #9 · answered by livingforGod24/7 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should read the Bible. It deserves a lot more respect than you are giving it by making these kind of "jokes".
2006-07-25 13:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Maedhros 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋