One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
2006-07-25 13:00:46 · 22 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, that was so funny! I'll tell it to my husband when he gets home.
2006-07-25 13:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent but a little twist would have made it better.
As Mike and Terry's wife straightened their clothes the phone rang.
She covered the phoe with one hand and asked,
"It is you wife asking for you! What shall I say?"
Mike whisked the phone from her hand and spoke in,
"Yes dear?"
"Terry had called He left $500 with me for reaching them to you.Shall I bring over?"
The phone dropped from Mike's hand.
2006-07-25 20:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! My husband's name is Terry and he works with a guy named Mike who he hates! LMAO!
2006-07-25 20:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by mother_flower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah nothing like forbidden unpaid sex!
2006-07-25 20:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Thats crazy. I had to think about that one for a second.
2006-07-25 20:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was cute...By the way Sweetheart, Can that pictuer, its hard on us old folks..WOW, thats cuter then that joke..Your friend in Tennessee...ROB...
2006-07-25 20:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty then
2006-07-25 20:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's pretty funny, I liked it
2006-07-25 20:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats a laugh, good one.
2006-07-25 20:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-25 20:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋