2006-07-25 12:57:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reasons why chocolate is better than sex
* You can GET chocolate.
* "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
2006-07-25 23:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A really great party would make me forget hunger, thirst and fatigue.
2006-07-25 20:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
water, it'll fill the stomach. You'll stop being able to sleep after so long without food.
2006-07-25 19:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by hoop_t_star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a life to live
2006-07-25 20:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by sweethot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The love of your life for your longing. :)
Hope everyone else finds theirs
2006-07-25 20:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Tero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A home where these things are provided.
2006-07-25 20:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a kick in the butt for peoples ignorance??
im not talking about u. just ignorant people in this world.
2006-07-25 20:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love for your heart.
2006-07-25 20:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by jimbobb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing!
2006-07-25 19:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by luckistrike 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some mud for my turtle
2006-07-25 20:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by bakbiter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋