Why does my father send me those silly Emails in the first place?
Why do parent's say; I hope your kids act the same way you do?
Why can't my father use spell check?
Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful ?
Why is it that 4 out of 3 people can't count to 21 when they're playing black jack?
Why is it that your father-in-law is always stuck in the past? (This used to cost only a dime when I was a kid.)
Why do your parents tell a story starting with, "When I was a kid"? AND it includes walking to school uphill both ways?
Why do kids always say "I don't know", when they're guilty?
Why do parents ask "Why did you do this?" WHEN they know the kids answer is going to be "I don't know."
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
2006-07-25
12:53:15
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
2006-07-25
12:54:49 ·
update #1
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
2006-07-25
12:55:40 ·
update #2
Why do people ask questions after they hear the answer?
Why doesn't everyone have common sense?
Why do people fantasize about things that will never happen?
Why do people dream about doing things and never make it happen?
Why do are people allowed to get kemo when it hurts so much and only makes the problem worse?
Why are some people perverts?
Why are there so many different religions?
Why do we have physical fights when a simple verbal discussion will do?
Why are inoccent people sick? and why don't the doctors acctually try to help?(cuz not all do)
Why is everything so complicating now?
Why do things change?
Can you think of any?
2006-07-25
12:56:41 ·
update #3
my dad sends me stupid jokes
2006-07-25
13:18:15 ·
update #4