Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
2006-07-25 12:48:50 · 25 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i almost woke up everybody in my house!
2006-07-25 19:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao
2006-07-25 13:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was very funny - I'm going to use it in my stand up! See you on last comic standing.
2006-07-26 16:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by dirtyhungrythirsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think this was a good joke but whats the point?
2006-07-25 12:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by sweethot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!!
2006-07-25 12:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by svetlana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to YOU...!
2006-07-25 13:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! even funnier!
2006-07-25 13:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2006-07-25 12:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeh that was cool do you know more
2006-07-25 12:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one!
2006-07-25 12:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋