You know the crazy cat ladies that have 400 cats living with them? (I only have 377, and I'm not a lady, btw), God must have at least 400 gazbillion souls up there with him by now.
2006-07-25 12:46:00 · 7 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay you FSM nuts, FSM is NOT REAL. If God were a Pasta, he'd be something hole-ier, like a Rotini or maybe a Macaroni. I suggest you repent immediately and join my Church of Bill Nye, Science Guy, Redeemer. Dues are only $19.95 + $4.50 s/h.
2006-07-25 13:07:12 · update #1
It's good to have some spares.
2006-07-25 12:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I firmly believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/), but the Crazy Cat Lady theory is a close second!
2006-07-25 19:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by Gerald S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
Does that mean that the souls are going to eat God in her sleep?
2006-07-25 19:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Frodo the space bard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The One is a serious collector that's for sure!
2006-07-25 19:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if professor X from X-MEN has anything to say about it its simply this
MUTANT HEAVEN HAS NO GATES, ONLY REVOLVING DOORS!"
Agnostic Evan.
2006-07-25 19:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by Evan P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-07-25 19:51:23 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-07-25 19:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋