How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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2006-07-25 12:11:20 · 9 answers · asked by jrm_jab 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Until the woodchuck gets a better deal from the union he's not chucking another sliver!!!
2006-07-25 12:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck chucked wood.
2006-07-25 19:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-07-25 19:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by chris_brown_luver_92 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably chuck a few and then realize "Wow chucking wood is not all it's chucked up to be. I think I'll go in an have a beer."
2006-07-25 19:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would if a woodchuck would chuck wood in the woods and chuck wood on wood if he could when he chucked wood, if he could, you know?
2006-07-25 19:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by overcomehate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck (Norris) doesn't chuck wood. Even wood is scared of Chuck.
2006-07-25 19:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck all the wood it could chuck.
2006-07-25 19:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by MiSs Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1000 woodllions ---its a measure to calculate wood eaten by wood chuck
2006-07-25 19:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about that much
2006-07-25 19:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋