, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I 'd like to ride in that helicopter".
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars."
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
2006-07-25 11:20:57 · 12 answers · asked by You really_believe_that_shit? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL cute!!! Thanks for the LAUGH!!! LOL
2006-07-25 11:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a religious joke, obviously.
Morris and Esther represent the gullible but pious Christian who want to get a thrill out of their Christian experience... and the pilot is well known as the Sky Pilot, Jesus.... so when the Pilot finally talks Morris and Esther into the ride of a life they can accept the offer, as they may actually get it for free, just like they hope to get into heaven for free, is they just keep their mouth shut during the ride. No matter, if Esther falls from grace, Morris wont say a word, because He knows the value of his money, and a free trip to heaven is worth at least fifty dollars, which Esther wont pay. ha. And you all thought this was just a joke . Sincerely
2006-07-25 11:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by Laughingwalt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-07-26 06:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah cute! lol
2006-07-25 11:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by trainer53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. 5/5 stars!
2006-07-25 11:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there a question or is this suppose to be in the Joke file??
2006-07-25 11:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Kelley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! First funny one you've posted yet!
2006-07-25 11:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA, very very good one. Props to you my man.
2006-07-25 11:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! LOL ROTF
2006-07-25 11:25:26 · answer #9 · answered by Swordfish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
funny
2006-07-25 11:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by Honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've seen that. very funny ;)
2006-07-25 11:22:56 · answer #11 · answered by Sally Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋