If you were God for one hour what one person would you chastise and why?

Answer 1

None. It isn't time yet. That time will come at the end. Plus if the person I want to chastise is alive they still have a chance to repent. If the person is dead then it is already too late, they are being chastised.
This was an interesting question.
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Answer 2

According to revelations, only the beast will be God for one hour and he will chastise anyone who worships the true God. However, if I was God for one hour, I would chastise an old enemy of mine, who cunningly led me astray, he was a drug dealer, and him and his friends caused me to become mentally ill, they also put a hex on me that is thankfully finally coming to an end. I suffered like no other though from what he and his dogs did to me, so I would chastise him good, real good, and he would regret the day he met me.

Answer 3

If I were God I would have to chastise myself for the following reasons:
1 Creating such a screwed up planet (including inhabitants).
2 Being an irresponsible, deadbeat dad who allows his children to do whatever they want, whenever they want.
3 Allowing my children to live in an unhealthy environment when I know I have the power to fix it but instead choose to ignore it and let them fend for themselves like a pack of rabid animals.
4 Being so hypocritical that I would cast my children to hell for eternity before admitting that I have made plenty of my own mistakes.
5 Being so stuck in my machoways that I can't find it in my own heart to give my children a single sign that I love them and am looking out for their well being
6 I would chastise myself for being so crazy as to imagine that I could ever possibly be some sort of fictional character from a book.

Answer 4

My daughter's upcoming teacher for the 06-07 school year. She was their health teacher last year and she was a royal biotch. She also singled out certain students, favoured others, and picked on many student's names. She never showed up for extra curricular activities when she promised she would. She was lazy, cranky, and couldn't communicate with any parents without treating us like we were children as well. She insisted the parents call her Mrs. Smith (names have been changed to protect the guilty) but she had to call us by our first names.

Now my daughter's going to have her full time and she's had such a good run so far I just want her to have another great year. There's nothing worse than a rotten teacher so yeah, I'd put the fear of God into this hoebag and straighten her right out.

Answer 5

i know that my answer should be about hitler or pol pot - but i would chastise Jady Goody for being such a waste of space, for her supposed 'business accumen' and for pupporting to be a 'role mdel' for young girls - no your not- stop breeding for one thing - we dont want any more of you on this planet and what the hell have you done to change the world - you couldnt even run a marathon - women were running alongside you who have suffered breast cancer and terrible personal tragedys and they are shining examples of courage and fortitude, you are just so z list celeb who hasnt acknowledged your 15 mins are over - take a reality check

Answer 6

The guy off the Picture Loan advert on UKTV Style, I could kill him let alone chastise him. Oooooops sorry God.

Answer 7

Any one who is about to deploy a nuclear weapon because that is destructive on every level.
Supposedly atoms are the building blocks of life/the world. Wouldn't you say splitting or fusing the atoms is interfering with God's creation in the worst possible way?
Nuclear power and war is evil.

Answer 8

My ex wife as she is really a misled person who uses the word God in a bad way. She claims to be a Christian yet steals, deceives and manipulates people. I feel sorry for her and wish for that hour, I could show her a better way.

Answer 9

Myself and all forms of me...

Mohammed - Ask why my religon is built on bigorty and violance

Jesus - Ask Why Christanty has so little to offer to others

YHVH - Myself for making the mistake of mankind in first place. I should have left the world to the animals as it my creation are the animals.

Answer 10

No one I would just make them learn by their mistakes and hope that by seeing god for one hour it might give them the kick they need to do better things with their life.