God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said.
He answered, "Thou shalt not murder."
They answered "Sorry, we are not interested."
Next he offered it to the Romanians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said.
He answered, "Thou shalt not steal."
They answered, "Sorry, we are not interested."
Next he offered them to the French. "What commandments do you offer?" they asked.
"Thou shalt not covet they neighbors wife."
"Sorry we are not interested," they answered.
Finally he approached the Jews.
"How much?" they asked.
"It's free," he answered. "We'll take ten of them!"
2006-07-25 10:55:48 · 15 answers · asked by You really_believe_that_shit? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was actually funny....and it can't be too old because I never heard it.
2006-07-25 11:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by walking2health 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
actually if you read the bible there are over 637 commandments. The only reason 10 are mentioned is because those are the ones that had the most weight.
2006-07-25 18:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by ldyrhiannon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave those rules 2 let us know what Not 2 do, kinda like rules
2 get 2 heaven
2006-07-25 18:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by ~*Jess*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! And the point is? Why not contribute to the "intelligent" debate in here instead of always poking fun? I am certain you've a brain somewhere in there. PEACE!
2006-07-25 17:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ba Dum Bing!
2006-07-25 18:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by The Muffin Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And God gave them to the world and the world is trying give them back. too bad, He was really trying to help us.
2006-07-25 18:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I thought it was because God only had 10 fingers to count on.........btw your joke is tasteless
2006-07-25 18:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you hate italians....romanians...the french and the jews.....
oh wait, was that supposed to be a joke?
2006-07-25 17:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When not taking that too seriously, that's hilarious. lol
2006-07-25 17:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by CK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...you took an old, old joke, and found a way to make it even older.
2006-07-25 17:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by rosends 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋