War in Afghanistan
War in Iraq
War between Isreal and Hezbollah
High oil prices
Nukes in Iran
Nukes in Korea
Global Warming
Katrina
Poverty
Bombings in London
Bombings in India
Chicago Cubs
USA losing in World Cup
Obesity
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Untied Shoes
Losing my Job
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Prison Overcrowding
Meth Addiction
Adultery
Rush Hour
Immigration
My Grass Needs to Be Cut
I have a Mouse in my Garage
My Dog is Getting Old
My Kids Are Growing Up
Flat Tire
Mortgage is Too High
High Taxes
Who Do you Blame?
I blame Michael Bolton
2006-07-25 10:41:37 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
San Andreas Fault
2006-07-25 10:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by Honey 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Michael Jackson?
2006-07-25 10:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Michael Bolton is too much in love with Nicolette Sheridan to be busy doing that. It has the be The Dixie Chicks.
2006-07-25 10:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by Candy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, which Michael Bolton? The one who puts his decimal in the wrong place? Or the singer? I'd say the wrong-decimal Michael Bolton, if it is Michael Bolton's fault.
2006-07-25 10:52:01 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, after a particularly difficult landing, the pilot came on-speaker and said to the passengers on the airplane: It's not the pilot's fault. It's not the airplane's fault. It's the Asphalt.
2006-07-25 10:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah It is Michael Bolton, He also stole my blue suede shoes.
2006-07-25 10:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The human race
2006-07-25 10:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one freind.
This is all the ending of the beautiful world which Allah created for humas to live in peacefully.
Moreover I think you think a lot.but never mind it is good.
2006-07-25 10:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever and Funny. But what the best part is when people answer with stupid answers.
"It's not his fault its yours cuz you're human too! My dad said so"
or my favorite
"George Bush, everything is his fault, because I watch the news and I know"
Glad to see someone else with a sense of humor, thanks.
2006-07-25 10:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by wraith1796 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
katrina,poverty,poor eyesight,untied shoes,your grass needs to be cut, you have a mouse in your garage,your dog is getting old, and your kids r growing up r no one's faults
2006-07-25 10:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by august0893 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋