A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.
Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
2006-07-25 10:25:05 · 17 answers · asked by You really_believe_that_shit? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ok, I get it, he was drunk…. Hahaha, Wow, that was so cleaver. Whew, hu.
2006-07-25 10:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by s_an_dubois 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-07-25 17:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by lowkey616 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last I heard...this was a Cajun Joke and the drunk had "killer" bad breath. The priest who was fighting off nausea after a sumptious breakfast...asked if he had committed murder...figuring a short answer would bring "RELIEF" for breathing again...Then the
2006-07-25 17:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by acct10132002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is drunk in the physical but not drunk in spirit. He actually know where he was going to & know what he needed.
2006-07-25 17:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Celestine N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a step in the right direction
in any case Jesus was called a glutton and a drunkard Himself
2006-07-25 17:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by whirlingmerc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, stop making anymore Christian Jokes. IT'S RUDE AND NOT FUNNY!
2006-07-25 17:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sic
2006-07-25 17:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by The Foosaaaah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! More funny jokes. Love it!
2006-07-25 17:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder why the Roman Catholic church is speaking out against the evil of drinking too much?
2006-07-25 17:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, even the gay Christians snickered at it.
2006-07-25 17:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋