Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
2006-07-25 10:11:57 · 23 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!! Oh my god the is the most hilarious joke I have ever seen. You have to put more jokes on here like that one. I am still laughing. LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh and keep the jokes coming!!! LMAO!!!!!!
2006-07-25 12:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in the same bar when this guy walked in with a brown shopping bag and sat next to me. beautiful piano music came from the bag. "I asked him "what's up with the beautiful music? I have never heard music so pretty".
He said " it is a magical bag given to me by a Genie, but I only got one wish." She told me to give it to someone else and tell them they only get one wish, do you want it?"
"Sure", I said. I looked into the bag and there was a little guy with a little grand piano playing beautifully. when I got the bag I said, "I want a million bucks ". Immediately the bag started swelling and ducks started spouting from the bag. they were losing feathers, quacking loudly and pooping all over everything. "Hey I shoutedI asked for a million bucks, this looks more like a million ducks!"
" what do you expect for nothing", he said , "obviously the bag is flawed, I asked for a twelve inch penis, Not a twelve inch pianist!"
2006-07-25 18:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Literally a case of tail wagging the dog
2006-07-25 17:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ajit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2006-07-25 17:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by ronron2021 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-07-25 17:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoooL
2006-07-25 17:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by 3umar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that one was funny. u saved the best 4 last.
2006-07-25 17:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start writing for Letterman-u r a funny gal!
2006-07-25 17:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told this one before yeah lol but its still funny check ya later â¥
2006-07-25 17:19:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2006-07-25 20:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋