A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much.........
2006-07-25 10:03:26 · 12 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEY CANDY FREAK I DIDN'T SAY I WROTE IT YOU SHMUCK!!!!
2006-07-25 12:10:28 · update #1
LMAO!!!!! This is as funny as you other one. This is so hilarious. You have to put more jokes on here like this one. Thanks for the laugh that will continue for the rest of the night!!!!! Keep the jokes coming!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
2006-07-25 12:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
who was the woman? hope not a costly question ;)
2006-07-25 17:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by Manish Jain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny joke tell more
2006-07-25 17:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was awesome! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-25 17:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-07-25 17:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by andrew_is_sexi! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realize this was stolen right? I know it's not yours.
2006-07-25 18:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by candy_freak999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thatz funny ! got any more?
2006-07-25 17:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by hny_eyez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny
tell it agin
2006-07-25 17:08:25 · answer #8 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that s h i t lame
2006-07-25 17:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Shorty B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- funny *****!
2006-07-25 17:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by tom j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋