A wonkey donkey........ there's more.....
what do you call a donkey with one leg missing and one eye missing?
A blinkey, winkey, wonkey donkey........ there's more.......
what do you call a donkey with one leg missing and one eye that plays the Piano??
A Honkey Tonky, Blinky Winky, Wonky Donkey..........
2006-07-25 09:39:14 · 30 answers · asked by Hedgehog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And if it was also a Chinese Donkey with a sexy walk -
wait for it........
It would be a Slinky Chinky Honkey Tonkey Blinky Winky Wonkey Donkey
you've started something now :)
Did you hear about his mate
The hunky funky chunky monkey ?
well thats another story.........
2006-07-25 10:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL...you if carry on like that the donkey will have no more legs and then you can call him what we like, he won't come.
Donkeys are wonderful animals...but only two ways to get speed out of them ..one is to put a hot potato under their tail....and the other is terpentine under their tail, but then there is no brakes...like the farmer and his wife who went shopping for monthly groceries in the donkey cart, and on the way home a storm was brewing, and the farmer took out the turpentine and rubbed some on, and the donkey hoofspun away..and the wife fell off.
" Wait for me ....!!!!..." she shrieked....and the farmer threw the bottle of terpentine out the cart and shrieked back ..." you know what to do....."
2006-07-25 09:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heather Mills.
2006-07-26 00:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you like donkey jokes? here i just made this one up. what do you call a crop culted by a donkey with a missing leg and eye?
a half-*** job.
not bad is it just made it up.
2006-07-25 09:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HONKEY TONK BADONKADONK
POOR LITTLE DONKEY LOST A LEG N AN EYE N IS PLAYING PIANO FOR A LIVING
HONKEY TONK BADONKADONK
2006-07-25 09:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U did just make me laugh actually!! Ignore the serious people - we will live longer than them anyway!
2006-07-25 09:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by OLLIE_WOLLIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for bed. School in the morning.
2006-07-25 09:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by wiz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call that donkey very unlucky
2006-07-25 20:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by loki_mcbedlam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute lol ^^ignore the a s s holes who can't take a joke to save their sad lives lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-25 10:16:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a donkey with five legs
excited
2006-07-25 09:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋