do you think that i am the second coming of Christ?

Answer 1

clearly you are. Blond with a hood. Who else could be?

Answer 2

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
with the cross of Jesus going on before.
Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see his banners go

Answer 3

Why would Jesus be sitting behind a computer at the second coming, asking silly questions on a Yahoo forum?

Answer 4

well , Basically religions are man made and majority of wars during the human kind caused by religion, so for the sake of civil liberty and other civilisation's achievement, we shouldn't allow another one to be created. But because You are female, I w'd say this time should be OK, to see the first religion with female power what w'd do for humanity :-) , good luck my dear , but I won't join you am afraid ;-)

Answer 5

Maybe. What are your credentials so far?

Can you cater for thousands with only a couple of tins of tuna?
Can you surf unaided?

If the answer to both those questions is YES, then you probably are the messiah.

Answer 6

Prove to me that you are not.

I believe you.

And I will try to convince everyone around me.

PLease let me have a nice comfy chair and a fridge of Heineken when I get to your promised land,

Oh and 49 virgins, preferably human and female.

Thanks mate.

Answer 7

Heck no. Poser. Maybe the anti-Christ.

Answer 8

Jesus Christ is all I have to say.

Answer 9

ok first of all you are crazy for thinking that............and how could you be the second coming of christ when you are already on earth ........DUH christ is christ he knows when he is going to come again........and you certanly are not the second coming of christ lets put it that way

Answer 10

I didn't know Christ could have multiple orgasms!! Cool!