The agent for Islam came first, and he is offering me 72 Virgins. Can you beat his offer?
Cheers guys!
2006-07-25 09:22:24 · 26 answers · asked by abc 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah. But do you really want a virgin, let alone 72 of them? They don't perform too well in the sack, you know. I'd prefer somebody who knows what the heck she's doing.
2006-07-25 09:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is an attractive offer but the job you have to do to get it is a bi**h, blowing yourself up and all. I don't recall any Christian teaching or Bible passage that talks about doing the nasty in Heaven, so it that's what you're looking for go with Islam. But I would ask for more details about the virgins. Can you bone them? Take my advice, ask for 36 bad girls, I guarantee a much better time.
2006-07-25 16:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well how about this... you get 72 virgins, that means you get 72 mother's inlaw? If you have sex with them, they're no longer virgins then what do you do for the rest of eternity when you get bored with them? If you want them to remain virgins, well... I dont need to elaborate on that Im sure. When you think about it, it's not the greatest offer eh?
2006-07-25 16:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've heard that if you go to hell the Devil offers you 172 virgins.....you might like to try it. The 72 virgin's applys to the Terrorist's who like to pull a cord or button and blow 49 people into hell.
2006-07-25 16:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this sounds kind of cheesy, but promises don't make a bit of difference, only what's delivered. I can promise you a million virgins, but I can't deliver, so why follow me. Find the one that can deliver on promises and tell you why, then go with that one, whether its Islam, Christianity, or another religion (or none at all).
2006-07-25 16:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can have those Virgin
Are something wonderful like living forever
And have the most wonderful feeling that feel something better then sex that last a moment a life free from diseases and hurts and pain but love of the most wonderful light in the world
2006-07-25 16:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are the christians offering Paris Hilton?
2006-07-25 16:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
72 virgins refers to women who have pure souls in heaven. I am a Muslim and I suggest you read about Islam through non biased sources before you mock it. Salaam.
2006-07-25 16:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by djmasseeh21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God sent his only son, that whosoever believes in Him will not perish, but have everlasting life.
My Lord died for me, even though I am a sinner. My Lord sacrificed everything so that I might have the peace that passes all understanding.
There isn't anything that can beat that.
2006-07-25 16:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mansion and eternal life in glory John 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
2006-07-25 16:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Deborah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋