2006-07-25 08:55:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nah! he would first divide it among they the disciples.. then he would say a prayer.. by the time he finishes all this.. the burrito would be cold... lol
2006-07-25 09:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus only eats Hot Pockets after they've been cooled a bit. Burritos make Him gassy.
2006-07-25 19:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's the true Jesus then he most certainly can....but then again, if he's Jesus and suffered on the cross then he can put up with a little hot burrito, right?
2006-07-25 15:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by baciandrio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because Jesus is too powerful for any burrito.
2006-07-25 16:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kelvin L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If He's Jesus, He wouldn't even need a microwave, would He?
2006-07-25 15:59:14 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Why would He eat a burrito when He's immortal?
2006-07-25 15:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont even know why i am answering this question its so stupid!!
Microwaves werent back then and if he were alive he would probably be able to eat it if he really wanted. cuz he can do anything.
2006-07-25 15:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a difficult question to answer. but retarded questions like this retarded as they may be, can also prove that god doesn't exist. either he can make the burrito so hot, but then he cant eat it. or he cant heat it. either way, god is supposed to be able to do anything, but either way he cant do everything.
2006-07-25 15:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet he would probably just wait until it cooled down to avoid melting the skin off the roof of his mouth.
2006-07-25 15:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really, this has been asked too many times, but in different forms.
search on answers for:
god rock so heavy can't lift
or
god pizza so hot can't eat
2006-07-25 17:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by krackocloud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋