A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken."
2006-07-25 08:38:26 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe.. he raped wat he saw alrite.. lol
2006-07-25 08:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one you deserve the 10 points nice to see some one with a sense of humor
2006-07-25 15:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by sclady62001p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious
2006-07-25 15:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by kendra17_2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but it's still cute!
2006-07-25 15:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by diniandbo812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-25 15:41:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2006-07-26 02:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA__quite good!
2006-07-25 16:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy. LOL.
2006-07-25 15:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it
2 pionts
2006-07-25 15:44:02 · answer #9 · answered by stephhh (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was great
2006-07-25 15:56:26 · answer #10 · answered by Shaw1Net6 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's sow, not sew.
2006-07-25 16:20:44 · answer #11 · answered by §}:{§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋