There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school in a really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house.
"I saw you kick those animals," his mother said. "For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."
The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
2006-07-25 08:17:29 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha thats good
Im surprised not too many people got it...
2006-07-25 08:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that's a good one. I got it No pussy for a week!
2006-07-25 15:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mill 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a gag.
Sorry Katie, but you're a ditz if you don't get this one....
2006-07-25 15:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu! LOL.LOL. Rules are rules. LOL. LOL.
2006-07-25 16:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no chinese food for you for a week.
2006-07-25 15:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by Nosferatu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omal
2006-07-25 15:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by ardgo2112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No PU$$Y for a week!!! RFLMAO
Ha, Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!
2006-07-25 15:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ladyshy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-07-25 15:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...
2006-07-25 15:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by Katie S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋