A woman was sick and tired of her husband's drinking; so she decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan and, when her husband returned home drunk again, she leapt up from behind the couch, screaming.
"You don't scare me," the man said, looking her over calmly. "I married your sister."
2006-07-25 08:11:23 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
2006-07-25 11:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by GhostRecon48 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!!
As long as we are on the subject of the devil, I'll post one for you.
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-25 20:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh.
2006-07-25 15:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by smartypants909 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, he's gonna regret saying that tomorrow!
2006-07-25 15:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be funnier if he said I married your daughter.
2006-07-25 15:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROL that is really funny
2006-07-25 15:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by elvisgirl100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awsome
2006-07-25 15:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about you ? ? The joke was kind'a c o r n y !
2006-07-25 22:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...
2006-07-25 15:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so bad!
yet so funny
nice one
2006-07-25 15:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by keamar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋