2006-07-25 07:52:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wonder, Whose side are you on, anyway? We fight a battle against principalities, against man. satan, known as the man/devil, continues to tear down God's message, to find the weak and destroy them... satan will always contradict anything that he didn't have involvement in, merely to get you on his side and to try to demonstrate there is no God and that's why you are in a query. We fight a battle against principalities; for many do not believe in God, seek destruction. You must decide whose side you are on. You can't have one foot in heaven and the other in hell, unless you are the person who will bring the world down to it's knees. Many non-believers have no clue on how to fight satan. satan is trying to get you on his side. My suggestion is that you enter into prayer and fasting and to ask God for direction. Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord!!! Note: You nor satan can beat my Hevenly Father at any game!
2006-07-25 08:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ms-No-It-All 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't kick any balls! then, pray that God would give you the strength and self control NOT to kick satans balls.
2006-07-25 14:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by Silence Dogood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that God tells you to kick satan: "...whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also (Matthew 5:39). I am sure this applies to kicking someone in the balls, too!
2006-07-25 14:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by norsktjej1964 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ro sham bo: Satan kicks God in the nuts as hard as he can, then God kicks Satan in the nuts as hard as he can, and it goes on until one falls down. Satan goes first.
2006-07-25 15:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't kick the balls of the person wearing steel-toed boots.
2006-07-25 15:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The soccer balls in gym class.
2006-07-25 15:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How stupid! Satan doesn't exist and Love (God) doesn't have testes. Don't kick anybody anywhere.
2006-07-25 14:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick yourself in the balls and ask if you would like it if someone did that to you.
2006-07-25 14:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Ether 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know very well God has no balls.
2006-07-25 14:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by Roy D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds as if you could be a bit schizo. kick yourself in the balls.
2006-07-25 14:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋