i am 54 years old married for 35years father of 3 sons and granfather 3 times am i the oldest and wittiest person on this site.
2006-07-25 07:51:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Come back when you start shaving. I have 9 years on you.
As far as being witty, who knows. Wittiness should be judged by others, not self proclaimed.
Cowboy Logic
A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Montana ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.
What the Sierra Club proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again, and the population would be controlled.
All of the ranchers mulled over this 'amazing' idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back, and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em."
2006-07-25 14:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is two questions each requiring an opposite answer to the other which is confusing, so you may indeed be the oldest and wittiest person on this site but maybe not the brightest.
2006-07-25 14:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by goldilocks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not any more!! I'm 57 and holding, married 48 year 2 X's though. and the best thing about getting older is that all those things you wanted and couldn't afford when you were younger, you no longer want.
2006-07-25 14:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by dianesaunders2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill G. Wow! You may be old, but you surely have picked up on the "youngen's" new fangled writing, consisting of poor punctuation, spacing, spelling, capitalization and grammar.
Good job!
2006-07-25 14:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my maths tell me your 63 and you said on another page 3 marriages, whats held you back pistola. and bill ive just answered your question, but anyway when your next on give us a sample of your wit. make it bloody good ill be watching
2006-07-26 16:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about wittier but at least I'm younger than you
2006-07-25 16:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't age and wit mutually exclusive?
2006-07-26 07:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by pjm81x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're definitely older than me. Not sure about wittier though!!!
2006-07-25 15:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can you eat ,your full of your self
and besides baby is far wiser than you and granny is much older
2006-07-25 15:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um im not sure im sure there's like 56 year olds on here ?
2006-07-25 15:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋