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I'm an atheist pretending to be a Christian pretending to be an atheist. Do you think I can piss EVERYONE off?

2006-07-25 07:43:03 · 16 answers · asked by LUDD I 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sure am. I only need 1630 more points. This is another 2. Help me, and give me 10 more.

2006-07-25 07:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jim T 6 · 1 0

sturdy undertaking. i like it. we are in a position to by no ability do too plenty for God. I purely say this with the aid of fact you asked. i'm a Sunday college Superintendent (i think i've got enable anybody down with the aid of fact I definitely have tried to locate some thing for our type for Easter yet have not have been given something this year). I force the Sunday college bus ( I average approximately 10 - 15 each Sunday). I sparkling the church and shrink the grass 2 months a year. (gotta shrink the grass as we talk). I help set up and lead church centers (nervously oftentimes) I supply glory to God for all I do. God's humble servant. I definitely have a 360 you are able to check out in case you're only killing time.

2016-10-08 07:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You can piss off some of the people all the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't piss off all the people all the time.

Shouldn't you be playing video games or cleaning your room?

2006-07-25 07:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

No, you'll need to also be a liberal pretending to be a conservative pretending to be a liberal if you want to piss EVERYONE off.

Oh and say something about the KKK, as well.

2006-07-25 15:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0 0

No, actually you just sound like you could confuse yourself. Everyone has their own beliefs, just like you do. Go Figure!

2006-07-25 07:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by ~Jessica~ 4 · 0 0

Better get something about Hinduism in there, and you should be able to offend everyone.

2006-07-25 07:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, you're confusing everyone. That's a start.

2006-07-25 07:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No 'cause not everyone gives a rat's a$$

2006-07-25 07:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ann Tykreist 3 · 0 0

of course. if you cover all the bases, someone, somewhere, is always willing to step up and knock you off.

2006-07-25 07:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by brokolay 3 · 0 0

The real question is - will anyone care?

2006-07-25 07:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Roy D 1 · 0 0

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