man driving through wales and saw a sign which said 'eggs potatoes leeks and aspirin for sale.inquisitive he pulls in to the layby and asks the man why he is selling aspirin and the man replies(do this with a welsh accent) im a farmer see (geddit pharmacy) now that is a stonker eh.
2006-07-25 07:34:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,very funny,Glyn from big brother will be proud of that one!!
2006-07-25 07:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sea Of Beer
Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
2006-07-25 21:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's the sort of joke that leaves you holding your head in your hands with despair but I couldn't help chuckle. Try this for size: What's red and white and sits in a tree?
A Sanitary Owl!
Not necessarily any better but should have similar effect?
2006-07-25 20:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by smiling_madly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the Parrots eat em all.
(Paracetamol?)
2006-07-25 15:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tefi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.. if bill g stands for Bill Gates from Microsoft.. I think you might have to pay a few people to laugh at that... lol
Sorry for being sarcastic.. its quite good especially if you made it up yourself... Good Job!!!
2006-07-25 14:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Med Student 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i work on a farm in WALES and great joke cheers mate
2006-07-29 14:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by roadkill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah! got it it was a joke ha ha ha
keep of the grass smoking is no good for you
2006-07-25 15:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny i forgot to laugh
2006-07-25 14:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the irishmen in the boat was, never aaaaaa never mind
2006-07-27 16:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stonker no stinker yup:(
2006-07-25 17:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by l33na01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋