2006-07-25 07:26:26 · 13 answers · asked by 2BaD4u 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God's a Peeping Tom!!! Pervert!
2006-07-25 07:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by jdscorrupted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may think so, but if you believe God has the power to do this, then isn't it also kind of comforting to know the Almighty Creator cares enough about you to give a damn about what you're doing?
2006-07-25 07:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by ak47_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, God's a couch potato who sits on his throne all day and watches humanity. I think the creator of everything would have something better to do than watch your trite, meaningless existence.
2006-07-25 07:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's beating off to all the underage girls of the world that are currently taking a shower. Hey, he impregnated Mary at only 14. He loves them young.
2006-07-25 07:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Sleepy Shroom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if you know He loves you and has your best interests at heart.
If you're doing something you shouldn't...you probably don't want God knowing about it. That includes some of these crude answers.
2006-07-25 07:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by christian_lady_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of these answers really reflect small and confused minds..... Jesus watches and waits-- and loves you if you choose to go to him in need! Always keep your mind open to new and "hard to comprehend" ideas- and don't be afraid to rise to a higher level- be brave, be bold...
2006-07-28 14:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about everybody else up there? Do they see you too? What about dead relatives? When do they watch? Who would you watch if you were up there?
It's almost like the Truman Show.
2006-07-25 07:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
creepy
2006-07-25 07:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by rabies_infected_cattle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a god, I hope it brought some air freshener cuz I have to poo.
2006-07-25 07:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by John D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow atheist, you astound me...now go do something productive to prove that your life isn't a complete waste of time.
2006-07-25 07:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by James P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋