The best method I have is to fart into a seat and keep my legs closed
Any other methods?
2006-07-25 07:15:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
always have a small air freshener spray on you so you can spray when you fart. Ambipur or Glade is good.
2006-07-26 05:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ozium...smells like furniture polish and you can get it at any auto store. I've never found anything more potent. Don't do the fart in the chair thing because someone will come and sit on your chair and get a really unpleasant surprise.
2006-07-25 07:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by bugguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why hide it?
Take pride in it . Farts are amoung the greatest things ever!!! Proves God has a great sense of humor.
2006-07-25 07:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Andreika 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
walk off fart then come back slowly so it trails behind you
2006-07-25 07:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by tyler_durden_project 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a matchstick.
2006-07-25 07:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the dog.
2006-07-25 07:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just get up and walk away real fast.
2006-07-25 07:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a cork.
2006-07-25 07:19:11 · answer #8 · answered by Neal J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋