2006-07-25 07:06:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma sold old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket
2006-07-25 08:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by racing_jrfan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a wide load sign when she goes for a stroll.
Yo momma is so fat, the Japanese bow to her thinking she'll be the newest Sumo champion.
Yo momma is so ugly, on Halloween, little kids ask her to take off her mask because she's so frightening.
2006-07-25 07:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by philhanan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink.
2006-07-25 07:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by littlelo_63 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.
yo momma is like a suv, big black and room for 6 constuction workers inside
yo momma is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail
2006-07-25 08:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-25 14:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so dumb it took her an hour to cook 1-minute rice.
2006-07-25 08:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by katie p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat theback of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
2006-07-25 07:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by todayillsee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so fat shes from both sides of the family
yo mamas so old when she was told to act her age she dies
yo mamas teeth are so yello that she spits butter
YoMama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
YoMama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
YoMama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
YoMama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
YoMama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
YoMama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
YoMama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!
YoMama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
YoMama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
YoMama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
YoMama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
YoMama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
2006-07-25 07:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she makes a sumo jealous
2006-07-25 07:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yr momma's so old she took her driver's license on a dinosaur
2006-07-25 07:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by Laura 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋