President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"
Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings.
Your speech is underneath
2006-07-25 06:44:06 · 17 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad, a 6.5, but this is my favorite:
Bush is sitting in the oval office when Rumsfeld and his staff walk in and announce, "Bad news from the war front today, Mr. President. The insurgents bombed a key location and we lost 3 Brazilian soldiers."
Bush hangs his head, puts his face in his hands and starts crying, "No, No, Why, Why did this have to happen?"
Rummy and his cohorts look back and forth between each other quizzically. So Rummy asks, "Mr. President, what's wrong, sir?"
Bush says, "Wait a minute, how many is a brazillion again?"
2006-07-25 06:50:10 · answer #1 · answered by jimvalentinojr 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That is pretty good! 8 or 9.
I will share a Bush with you.
The Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"
2006-07-25 14:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-07-25 06:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright folks enough with the Bush Jokes, I think we've established that President George "dubya" Bush is an idiot...just kidding, I'd give it an 8.5.
Keep em' comin'.
2006-07-25 07:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by Stoney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st humorous tale is rather good. regrettably, the 2d isn't unique in any respect. This humorous tale exchange into informed approximately Brezhnev for some years via Russians. Now, which you stated it, I do see the similarity.
2016-11-02 23:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure your not relating a real incident
Spock beams down to Bush's office in the white house he immediately send a message "
" beam me up Scott there is no intelligent life here"
2006-07-25 06:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is is 10+ this is so plausible I'm really not sure it could be considered a joke.
2006-07-25 06:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by snowdogdreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was a 10!
2006-07-25 07:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Dragonfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it an 8.5 and this is my fav
President Bush is in a cabinet meeting. all of a sudden he look around and thinks to himself, "Wait a minute.... there aren't any cabinets in here!!!..."
2006-07-25 07:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one. I give it a 9.
2006-07-25 06:49:51 · answer #10 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋