2006-07-25 06:27:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My dad's lame all time favorite:
Why couldn't the pony talk?
'Cause he was a little hoarse!
Get it? A little hoarse/horse! Hahaha! Yeah. Not funny, Dad.
2006-07-25 06:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by Cristalle T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
2006-07-25 06:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by 사과 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma jokes.
I got burned out on them, back in the 1960's.
2006-07-25 14:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three legged dog walks into a bar and says," I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw."
2006-07-25 06:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by link 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:why did the chicken cross the road?
A:because it wanted to go to the other side
2006-07-25 06:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by Julia♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why couldnt the skeleton go to the party?
he had no BODY to go with. omg my little brother is obsessed with that joke his latest version is
why couldnt the skeleton go to the party?
because hes so ugly and stupid!
2006-07-25 06:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by rjekqlw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the Rino.
2006-07-25 06:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a red tiger with a blue dinosaur?
A purple people eater.
2006-07-25 06:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by absolut_sicilian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first of first is first for u
the second of love is double for u
the first of love is last for u
A)FOOL
2006-07-25 06:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by Justine H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably this..."Wanna hear a dirty joke?..the boy fell in a mud puddle...doh!
2006-07-25 06:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Jinkies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋